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Bush resigns ‘to grow some flowers’.

Bush resigns ‘to grow some flowers’.

In news that will shock the Western World, President Bush today announced that he is to resign from Public Office by the end of the week and, “follow the flowers to San Francisco”.

John Lennon shot dead at 67

John Lennon shot dead at 67

In news that will shock the world we can exclusively reveal that John Lennon, lovable rogue and Dwarf catcher, has been shot dead by a crazed gunman in the heart of New York City.