Bush resigns ‘to grow some flowers’.

In news that will shock the Western World, President Bush today announced that he is to resign from Public Office by the end of the week and, “follow the flowers to San Francisco”.

In news that will shock the Western World, President Bush today announced that he is to resign from Public Office by the end of the week and, “follow the flowers to San Francisco”.

In news that will shock the world we can exclusively reveal that John Lennon, lovable rogue and Dwarf catcher, has been shot dead by a crazed gunman in the heart of New York City.