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Ian Brady: A fight to die.

Ian Brady: A fight to die.

Senior Labour spokesman and MP for Highbury and Islington, Grace Shepherd has reacted strongly to suggestions that British judges are contemplating the possibility of allowing Ian Brady to starve himself to death.

Gospel According To Sir Bob

Gospel According To Sir Bob

He has already been hailed as a saint for his campaigning work on African poverty – and now it seems many people think Sir Bob Geldof actually wrote the Bible.

‘Dancing’ disease set for long run.

‘Dancing’ disease set for long run.

As a protection zone is set up in Suffolk following government confirmation bluetongue is circulating in the UK, Dutch veterinary experts explain the dangers of the disease.

JK might wizard up 8th book.

JK might wizard up 8th book.

Harry Potter creator JK Rowling admits she could have a ‘weak moment’ and agree to write an eighth book. But the author, believed to be worth over £600 million, said that the boy wizard is unlikely to be the main character and possibly would not appear in the book at all so it would not [...]

Dear Uncle Steve: I can’t stop cheating on my husband!

Dear Uncle Steve: I can’t stop cheating on my husband!

Dear Uncle Steve, Please help me. I’m 22 years of age, live in Canterbury and have been married for just over two years. I have a one year old child and my husband Tony is currently working away for eight months in the Middle East.

“I think we have fecked up” admits local Council

“I think we have fecked up” admits local Council

At a time when cash strapped local authorities are having to account for every penny they spend, Dumfries and Galloway Council in South West Scotland is being heavily criticised for spending over £220 million on a 80,000 capacity stadium for a local football club whose average attendance last season was a mere 630.

“Saddam had Bridge Work done on N.H.S.” claims nutty Boris

“Saddam had Bridge Work done on N.H.S.” claims nutty Boris

London’s new Mayor Boris Johnson has criticised the Government over what he sees as double standards regarding dental care in Britain today.

Writers refuse to be funny as talks break off.

Writers refuse to be funny as talks break off.

A strike by American comedy writers began just after midnight on Monday, as last-minute negotiations between screenwriters and producers to avert a walkout failed.

“I’m not afraid of my feminine side” claims Terry

“I’m not afraid of my feminine side” claims Terry

John Terry, the 26 year old Chelsea and England defender, known throughout the game for his tough tackling and heavy drinking, has shocked the footballing world by claiming he is no longer embarrassed to express his feminine side.

Harmful levels of Testosterone found in Irn Bru

Harmful levels of Testosterone found in Irn Bru

Sold as a harmless Scottish fruit drink, Irn Bru has found itself under threat after allegations that each can contains, “almost 10 times the legal amount of the male hormone testosterone”.