Help with an ethical matter will be forthcoming this week. Follow a friends advice regarding a moral dilemma that has been troubling you for some time. A surprize source of income could come your way. You have discovered that a distant relative has recently been diagnosed with colon cancer and that the prognosis is poor. [...]
Maintain a positive attitude and things will naturally flow your way this week. Tell a few jokes [not the one about the baseball bat and the care home assistant], and keep things light and energetic. You will find that you can multi-task very well, and that you have the built-in ability to make everyone around [...]
A very difficult two and a half years is coming to an end as of next week. There have been many hard lessons learned and you must be feeling tired and drained. Starting with the parking ticket way back in July 2005 , and culminating in being placed on the Sex Offenders Register in October [...]
No matter what you are doing today, have fun with it, dear Sagittarius. Whistle a tune or sing a song. Turn the stereo up to full volume and dance around your kitchen as you make dinner. Remember that you can find amusement in just about anything, even terminal illness, so keep this in mind as [...]
There are days when you will feel truly wonderful this week Scorpio. If you are thinking about changing careers my advice to you is ‘Go for it’. With the Moon entering Pluto success is virtually guaranteed. I’d go as far as to tell your present boss to stick his job up his fat arse. Similarly, [...]
You certainly are in a strange mood this week, Librans. True, things have been running unusually smoothly for you the past few days, but be careful not to fool yourself. Pride comes before a fall, as they say. With Jupiter’s moon’s entering Saturn , a Schizophrenic breakdown is a distinct possibilty. However, relax. Recent developments [...]
First the good news. This week Virgos, you will be offered the trip of a lifetime. A free first class plane ticket and £10,000 cash to travel around the world at your leisure for the next 12 months. The bad news is however you will have to refuse the offer. With global terrorism due to [...]
If you have any leanings towards the arts: music, literature, painting or the like, this definitely is not the time to be pursuing any interest in them. Let’s be honest, any attempts you have made at establishing a fulfilling and creative career have met with abject failure. Accept the fact that Senior Housing Officer at [...]
You may be feeling reluctant about committing to anything major today Cancer. Your natural tendency is to be hesitant toward those who promise grand and wonderful things. This is hardly surprizing given your track record with the opposite sex [or same sex, if you happen to be of a gay personage] . Let’s face it, [...]
You will find that discipline and organization with a bit of a dramatic flair are exactly the things that you need in order to be successful this week. However just because you may need to be practical doesn’t mean that you should be stern and grumpy. So even though that N.H.S. Health and Safety report [...]