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Carvalho could be hit with fine of £400,000 by Chelsea

Carvalho could be hit with fine of £400,000 by Chelsea

Ricardo Carvalho is facing a £400,000 fine from Chelsea after a recent lack of headlines heaped further embarrassment on the premiership club. There is considerable anger in the boardroom at Stamford Bridge over Carvalho’s alleged behaviour and a determination to punish the Portugese defender severely after reports yesterday that he deliberately misled senior club officials into covering up his lack of [...]

Adams eyes up Madrid manager role

Adams eyes up Madrid manager role

Former Portsmouth boss Tony Adams says he is in the frame to become the new Real Madrid manager should the club appoint Arsene Wenger as technical director.

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‘Lack of sponsorship affects our performance’ admits Gerrard

‘Lack of sponsorship affects our performance’ admits Gerrard

As sports journalists throughout Britain try to make sense of the nations top footballer’s inability to perform at international level, England and Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has given his honest opinion as to why a group of players, who play so well in the premiership perform so badly when they play as the Three Lions.

“I think we have fecked up” admits local Council

“I think we have fecked up” admits local Council

At a time when cash strapped local authorities are having to account for every penny they spend, Dumfries and Galloway Council in South West Scotland is being heavily criticised for spending over £220 million on a 80,000 capacity stadium for a local football club whose average attendance last season was a mere 630.

“I’m not afraid of my feminine side” claims Terry

“I’m not afraid of my feminine side” claims Terry

John Terry, the 26 year old Chelsea and England defender, known throughout the game for his tough tackling and heavy drinking, has shocked the footballing world by claiming he is no longer embarrassed to express his feminine side.

Pampered Millionaires.

Pampered Millionaires.

In news that will enrage English Soccer fans throughout the world David Beckham is the only first team regular who has made himself available to play the friendly at the new Wembley stadium on Wednesday night.

The Hand that Rocks the Cradle

The Hand that Rocks the Cradle

Manchester City’s billionaire owner Thaksin Shinawatra is changing the club’s crest… to remind him of home in Thailand.

Gazza marries his dog

Gazza marries his dog

In a remarkable turnaround of fortunes crazed alcoholic Paul Gascoigne has finally found true love. Later this month St James’s United Reform Church in Newcastle will witness one of the most amazing wedding ceremonies in recent history when the talented but personality disordered ex footballer will marry his dog of 6 months Philippa Jarvis, a [...]

Mourinho : He truly is the Son of God

Mourinho : He truly is the Son of God

By deciding to celebrate his semi retirement by floating across the length and breadth of Britain in what he is cheekily calling, ‘my own last supper’, Portuguese sex symbol, Jose Mourinho has finally announced what many of us have suspected for some time, he truly is The Son of God.