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		<title>RIP &#8211; Frank Sidebottom</title>
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		<title>David Miliband: &#8220;I promise a New New Labour Party&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[David Miliband today reached out to both the left and the right of the Labour Party in an attempt to halt a bandwagon gathering behind the bid for the Labour leadership by his younger brother, Ed.
In an exclusive interview with Bite the News, the former foreign secretary, who is favourite to succeed Gordon Brown, said New Labour was an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Carvalho could be hit with fine of £400,000 by Chelsea</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ricardo Carvalho is facing a £400,000 fine from Chelsea after a recent lack of headlines heaped further embarrassment on the premiership club.
There is considerable anger in the boardroom at Stamford Bridge over Carvalho’s alleged behaviour and a determination to punish the Portugese defender severely after reports yesterday that he deliberately misled senior club officials into covering up his lack of sexual activity [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man blames father for inability to have affairs.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In an astonishing case that is set to make legal history a middle-aged man who alleges his father&#8217;s behaviour when he was a child has affected his ability to have an affair is suing him for over £100,000.
Talking to BTN&#8217;s Arts and Science correspondent John Marshall, 48, from Woking in Surrey said yesterday:
&#8220;I have been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stewart Lee &#8211; Footballers</title>
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		<link>http://bitethenews.com/index.php/2010/02/15/stewart-lee-cab-driver/</link>
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		<title>Steven Wright Stand Up Comedy</title>
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		<link>http://bitethenews.com/index.php/2010/02/15/steven-wright-stand-up-comedy/</link>
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		<title>Play It Again Sam</title>
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		<link>http://bitethenews.com/index.php/2010/02/15/play-it-again-sam/</link>
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		<title>The Office &#8211; Bloopers</title>
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		<title>Dinner party, Reg style</title>
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		<link>http://bitethenews.com/index.php/2010/02/15/dinner-party-reg-style/</link>
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		<title>Peter Cook Comedy Awards</title>
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