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Carvalho could be hit with fine of £400,000 by Chelsea

Carvalho could be hit with fine of £400,000 by Chelsea

Ricardo Carvalho is facing a £400,000 fine from Chelsea after a recent lack of headlines heaped further embarrassment on the premiership club.
There is considerable anger in the boardroom at Stamford Bridge over Carvalho’s alleged behaviour and a determination to punish the Portugese defender severely after reports yesterday that he deliberately misled senior club officials into covering up his lack of sexual activity [...]

The Day the Earth Caught Fire for Tiger

The Day the Earth Caught Fire for Tiger

It seems that Tiger Woods’ indiscretions might well cost him a lot more than he first feared.

First mental health Olympics, Cardiff 2010

First mental health Olympics, Cardiff 2010

Today marks two years to go before the start of the first ever Mental Health Olympics in Cardiff 2010. At this time Wales and the whole of the UK will be the centre of the world’s attention as the Opening Ceremony gets underway at the Millennium Stadium on September 28th 2010.

“I think we have fecked up” admits local Council

“I think we have fecked up” admits local Council

At a time when cash strapped local authorities are having to account for every penny they spend, Dumfries and Galloway Council in South West Scotland is being heavily criticised for spending over £320 million on a 80,000 capacity stadium for a local football club whose average attendance last season was a mere 630.

Adams eyes up Madrid manager role

Adams eyes up Madrid manager role

Former Portsmouth boss Tony Adams says he is in the frame to become the new Real Madrid manager should the club appoint Arsene Wenger as technical director.

Match of the Day row over Lineker Gaff

Match of the Day row over Lineker Gaff

Gary Lineker has sparked fresh BBC controversy by stating that all premiership footballers, with the possible exception of Manchester United’s Paul Scholes, were egocentric philistines who had no understanding or appreciation of the finer things in life.

Keegan storms out of Asda.

Keegan storms out of Asda.

Kevin Keegan was last night seen storming out of Asda after only being in the supermarket for 10 minutes.

‘Lack of sponsorship affects our performance’ admits Gerrard

‘Lack of sponsorship affects our performance’ admits Gerrard

As sports journalists throughout Britain try to make sense of the nations top footballer’s inability to perform at international level, England and Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has given his honest opinion as to why a group of players, who play so well in the premiership perform so badly when they play as the Three Lions.

“I think we have fecked up” admits local Council

“I think we have fecked up” admits local Council

At a time when cash strapped local authorities are having to account for every penny they spend, Dumfries and Galloway Council in South West Scotland is being heavily criticised for spending over £220 million on a 80,000 capacity stadium for a local football club whose average attendance last season was a mere 630.

“I’m not afraid of my feminine side” claims Terry

“I’m not afraid of my feminine side” claims Terry

John Terry, the 26 year old Chelsea and England defender, known throughout the game for his tough tackling and heavy drinking, has shocked the footballing world by claiming he is no longer embarrassed to express his feminine side.