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Can dogs really feel guilt?

Can dogs really feel guilt?

That “guilty look” on a dog’s face is all in the imagination of the human owner, suggests research. Dog owners have often claimed they can read the expressions of their pets – particularly that tell-tale look when they have done something wrong. Some even maintain that they can tell the exact nature of their dog’s [...]

Meek may not inherit the Earth after all

Meek may not inherit the Earth after all

Devout Christian Tony Blair has sensationally admitted that the meek may not inherit the earth after all. Speaking at a press conference about the ‘Tony Blair Faith Foundation’ in New York the ex Prime Minister said: “I’m afraid to say that it is very unlikely that the meek shall inherit the earth. It is a [...]

Mugabe resigns

Mugabe resigns

Succumbing to public outcry and intense media scrutiny over his alleged October 2008 sexual liaison with a Presidential Palace concubine, embattled Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe finally resigned last night.

Man flies home after 31 years on Death Row

Man flies home after 31 years on Death Row

A 57-year-old man flew home to the UK yesterday after spending over half his life on America’s death row. Ian Bailey walked free from jail in Wickham County, Ohio, after reaching a plea deal with prosecutors over an arson attack in which a family of four and a housing officer died back in 1976.

Desperate gang members demand Psychoanalysis at gunpoint

Desperate gang members demand Psychoanalysis at gunpoint

In what is being called ‘Final Societal Breakdown’ or F.S.B. by social commentators, violent teenage gang members throughout America are beginning to demand expensive Psychoanalysis from top therapists, sometimes even making their demands at gunpoint.

‘Obama didn’t call Palin a pig with lipstick’

‘Obama didn’t call Palin a pig with lipstick’

Democrat Barack Obama has denied that vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin was his target when he said: “You can put lipstick on a pig… it’s still a pig.”

“Saddam had Bridge Work done on N.H.S.” claims nutty Boris

“Saddam had Bridge Work done on N.H.S.” claims nutty Boris

London’s new Mayor Boris Johnson has criticised the Government over what he sees as double standards regarding dental care in Britain today.

Bush resigns ‘to grow some flowers’.

Bush resigns ‘to grow some flowers’.

In news that will shock the Western World, President Bush today announced that he is to resign from Public Office by the end of the week and, “follow the flowers to San Francisco”.

Clinton in Race Storm

Clinton in Race Storm

Amazing pictures obtained from our reporter in Washington appear to show the Democratic Front Runner Hilary Clinton seemingly discredit her main rival Senator Barack Obama in the build up to the 2008 presidential elections.

Ladies and Gentlemen : ‘We got him’ !!

Ladies and Gentlemen : ‘We got him’ !!

Osama bin Laden, the world’s most wanted man, was arrested yesterday 10 years after he was first indicted by the United States for conspiracy to commit Acts of Terrorism