Meek may not inherit the Earth after all

Devout Christian Tony Blair has sensationally admitted that the meek may not inherit the earth after all.

Devout Christian Tony Blair has sensationally admitted that the meek may not inherit the earth after all.

That “guilty look” on a dog’s face is all in the imagination of the human owner, suggests research.

Succumbing to public outcry and intense media scrutiny over his alleged October 2008 sexual liaison with a Presidential Palace concubine, embattled Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe finally resigned last night.

A 57-year-old man flew home to the UK yesterday after spending over half his life on America’s death row. Ian Bailey walked free from jail in Wickham County, Ohio, after reaching a plea deal with prosecutors over an arson attack in which a family of four and a housing officer died back in 1976.

In what is being called ‘Final Societal Breakdown’ or F.S.B. by social commentators, violent teenage gang members throughout America are beginning to demand expensive Psychoanalysis from top therapists, sometimes even making their demands at gunpoint.

Democrat Barack Obama has denied that vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin was his target when he said: “You can put lipstick on a pig… it’s still a pig.”

London’s new Mayor Boris Johnson has criticised the Government over what he sees as double standards regarding dental care in Britain today.

In news that will shock the Western World, President Bush today announced that he is to resign from Public Office by the end of the week and, “follow the flowers to San Francisco”.

Amazing pictures obtained from our reporter in Washington appear to show the Democratic Front Runner Hilary Clinton seemingly discredit her main rival Senator Barack Obama in the build up to the 2008 presidential elections.

Osama bin Laden, the world’s most wanted man, was arrested yesterday 10 years after he was first indicted by the United States for conspiracy to commit Acts of Terrorism