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Man blames father for inability to have affairs.

Man blames father for inability to have affairs.

In an astonishing case that is set to make legal history a middle-aged man who alleges his father’s behaviour when he was a child has affected his ability to have an affair is suing him for over £100,000.

Future not bright for playground bullies

Future not bright for playground bullies

School children who bully may face higher risks of anxiety, depression, sexual identity problems and even infertility later in life, a new study finds.

Oh, The Alcoholic Afternoons

Oh, The Alcoholic Afternoons

Self extinguishing cigarettes that go out in 60 seconds if they are not smoked will become compulsory across Europe within three years.

Stable hand pleads guilty to three counts of grooming.

Stable hand pleads guilty to three counts of grooming.

A stable hand has been accused of three counts of grooming at Manchester Crown Court yesterday.

UK Government : Hospital waiting lists exposed

UK Government : Hospital waiting lists exposed

Whatever one says about the present government it would appear, statistically at least, that Gordon Brown’s Labour party is winning the battle with regard to Hospital waiting lists. However all is not as it may seem.

Jack Tweed’s grief leads him to party all night long.

Jack Tweed’s grief leads him to party all night long.

He’s been called all sorts from Jack the Twat to Goody Grabber but Jack Tweed says it’s not his fault that he has been caught having flings so soon after Jade’s death, he blames the parties.

Teenager sues ‘Porn Free’ Google

Teenager sues ‘Porn Free’ Google

In a test case that legal experts predict could change the future of the internet for generations to come, John Fletcher, 19, from Blackpool in Lancashire is suing Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin for over £2 million because, as his legal team insist, ‘they have forcibly imposed censorship on the world wide web‘.

Can dogs really look ‘guilty’?

Can dogs really look ‘guilty’?

That “guilty look” on a dog’s face is all in the imagination of the human owner, suggests research.

Google’s Plan For Drunk Emailers

Google’s Plan For Drunk Emailers

Google has come up with a way to stop people sending embarrassing e-mails when they are drunk – Mail Goggles.

“Edward is straight” claims Sunday newspaper.

“Edward is straight” claims Sunday newspaper.

In an interview due to be published in The Sunday Tymes tomorrow, Royal dandy Prince Edward makes a confession that will stun his family, the theatre world, his long term lover Lance Corporal Allan Stewart Ferguson but most of all his wife, the ridiculously handsome Sophie Rhys-Jones.