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David Miliband: “I promise a New New Labour Party”

David Miliband: “I promise a New New Labour Party”

David Miliband today reached out to both the left and the right of the Labour Party in an attempt to halt a bandwagon gathering behind the bid for the Labour leadership by his younger brother, Ed.

Man blames father for inability to have affairs.

Man blames father for inability to have affairs.

In an astonishing case that is set to make legal history a middle-aged man who alleges his father’s behaviour when he was a child has affected his ability to have an affair is suing him for over £100,000.

Thousands follow Twitterer as he attempts to lose his Virginity

Thousands follow Twitterer as he attempts to lose his Virginity

A male chemistry student has caused outrage by posting updates on Twitter as he attempted to lose his virginity at Loughborough University in Leicestershire late last night.

Meek may not inherit the Earth after all

Meek may not inherit the Earth after all

Devout Christian Tony Blair has sensationally admitted that the meek may not inherit the earth after all.

Future not bright for playground bullies

Future not bright for playground bullies

School children who bully may face higher risks of anxiety, depression, sexual identity problems and even infertility later in life, a new study finds.

Oh, The Alcoholic Afternoons

Oh, The Alcoholic Afternoons

Self extinguishing cigarettes that go out in 60 seconds if they are not smoked will become compulsory across Europe within three years.

Brown to sell off ‘personal possessions’

Brown to sell off ‘personal possessions’

The Prime Minister is preparing to sell a wide range of his personal belongings as part of his plans to tackle Britain’s spiralling public debt.

Stable hand pleads guilty to three counts of grooming.

Stable hand pleads guilty to three counts of grooming.

A stable hand has been accused of three counts of grooming at Manchester Crown Court yesterday.

UK Government : Hospital waiting lists exposed

UK Government : Hospital waiting lists exposed

Whatever one says about the present government it would appear, statistically at least, that Gordon Brown’s Labour party is winning the battle with regard to Hospital waiting lists. However all is not as it may seem.

Cameron’s wife More ‘Toff than Goff’ claims friend

Cameron’s wife More ‘Toff than Goff’ claims friend

Shaggable yes, but imagine spending the rest of your life with her.
This is the wife David Cameron claims was a “Wild Child” in her youth as he tries to pep up his image.
But, as our exclusive picture of a young Samantha shows, “Mild Child” might be a more accurate description.
Wearing a patterned cardigan, with big [...]