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Lottery winners hacked by News International

Lottery winners hacked by News International

Sun Editor Dominic Mohan yesterday said he was “sickened to the point of madness” by allegations that a private eye hired by the paper has hacked the phones of £161 million lottery winners Colin and Chris Weir. The former Housing Officer from North London vowed the “strongest possible action” if it was proved rogue operator [...]

Tall man Potts to sue Kodak.

Tall man Potts to sue Kodak.

Madcap Joe Potts, 64, from Bromley, Kent, is once again planning to clear his debts by suing a large multinational. This time it is the American based producer of photographic equipment, Eastman Kodak Company, more commonly known in England simply as ‘Kodak’. Famous for taking Bromley Health Authority to court in the 1980’s to establish [...]

Oh, The Alcoholic Afternoons

Oh, The Alcoholic Afternoons

Self extinguishing cigarettes that go out in 60 seconds if they are not smoked will become compulsory across Europe within three years. A new EU ruling will force tobacco companies to use fire retardant paper in all cigarettes by 2014 in a bid to cut down the number of fatal fires caused by smoking. The [...]

Can dogs really feel guilt?

Can dogs really feel guilt?

That “guilty look” on a dog’s face is all in the imagination of the human owner, suggests research. Dog owners have often claimed they can read the expressions of their pets – particularly that tell-tale look when they have done something wrong. Some even maintain that they can tell the exact nature of their dog’s [...]

Meek may not inherit the Earth after all

Meek may not inherit the Earth after all

Devout Christian Tony Blair has sensationally admitted that the meek may not inherit the earth after all. Speaking at a press conference about the ‘Tony Blair Faith Foundation’ in New York the ex Prime Minister said: “I’m afraid to say that it is very unlikely that the meek shall inherit the earth. It is a [...]

Sex With Robots? A View Of The Future

Sex With Robots? A View Of The Future

People will be having sex with robots by 2020, an artificial intelligence expert has predicted. David Lomas’s book, ‘Love and Sex with Robots: The Evolution of Human-Robot Relationships’ claims robots will become so lifelike that they will be hard to distinguish from real people. The 62-year-old retired Wet Nurse from Porlock in Somerset, writes,” Great [...]

God has last laugh in dispute with Professor Stephen Hawking.

God has last laugh in dispute with Professor Stephen Hawking.

It was the book launch from Hell. For the first time Professor Stephen Hawking Britain’s most wheelchair bound Scientist, decided to personally attend a news conference to celebrate the release of his controversial new publication.

David Miliband: “I promise a New New Labour Party”

David Miliband: “I promise a New New Labour Party”

David Miliband today reached out to both the left and the right of the Labour Party in an attempt to halt a bandwagon gathering behind the bid for the Labour leadership by his younger brother, Ed.

Man blames father for inability to have affairs.

Man blames father for inability to have affairs.

In an astonishing case that is set to make legal history a middle-aged man who alleges his father’s behaviour when he was a child has affected his ability to have an affair is suing him for over £100,000.

Thousands follow Twitterer as he attempts to lose his Virginity

Thousands follow Twitterer as he attempts to lose his Virginity

A male chemistry student has caused outrage by posting updates on Twitter as he attempted to lose his virginity at Loughborough University in Leicestershire late last night.