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Parishoners forced to talk in tongues

Parishoners forced to talk in tongues

Speaking in tongues is a controversial practice to many Christians, but others consider it a gift from God.

Catholic Church finally forgives Lennon.

Catholic Church finally forgives Lennon.

The Vatican has finally forgiven John Lennon for declaring that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ.

Harry on Afghan front line

Harry on Afghan front line

In an amazing story of loyalty and courage it has been revealed that Harry has been fighting the Taleban on the front line in Afghanistan, the MoD has confirmed. Harry, 23, the third son of Mark and Julie Dawson of Rotherham, South Yorkshire, has spent the last 30 weeks serving in the Helmand Province.

Possibly the worst job in the world.

Possibly the worst job in the world.

Cameron reveals Tory plans for the unemployed.

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Obituary : Timmy Bolter, the fiery golfer.

Obituary : Timmy Bolter, the fiery golfer.

The fact that Timmy Bolter won the US Open in 1962, a major championship, as well as 14 other tournaments on the PGA Tour in the US, and had a much admired golf swing, has been rather overshadowed by his fiery behaviour and his having a catchy nickname that caught the eye of many a [...]

Letters page.

Letters page.

AMY WHITEHOUSE I read today with horror that Amy Whitehouse has once again been arrested by the Police, this time she had been held on suspicion of assault. If anyone has suffered at the hands of the media it is Winehouse. They just don’t seem to leave her alone. All this stuff about her abusing [...]

“Buddhist Monk took me up the Kyber Pass”

“Buddhist Monk took me up the Kyber Pass”

With Buddhist Monks now all the rage, Samantha Morgan, 20 , from Leicester ,England, warns against their ‘other worldly charms’ . Pregnant with Holy man Lama Zopa Rinpoche’s child she told our reporter yesterday,

Vatican Updates Seven Deadly Sins

Vatican Updates Seven Deadly Sins

If you are someone who doesn’t return your library books on time you may be risking more than just a fine – you may be putting your soul at risk of eternal damnation, according to a 21st century Vatican makeover of the seven deadly sins.

Tesco open New store in Tiananmen Square

Tesco open New store in Tiananmen Square