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Tall man Potts to sue Kodak.

Tall man Potts to sue Kodak.

Madcap Joe Potts, 64, from Bromley, Kent, is once again planning to clear his debts by suing a large multinational.

Harmful levels of Testosterone found in Irn Bru

Harmful levels of Testosterone found in Irn Bru

Sold as a harmless Scottish fruit drink, Irn Bru has found itself under threat after allegations that each can contains, “almost 10 times the legal amount of the male hormone testosterone”.

Marathon or Snickers? You decide.

Marathon or Snickers? You decide.

Mars is bringing back the Marathon bar in response to demand from internet campaigners.

UK Investment Bank Employs Prostitutes.

UK Investment Bank Employs Prostitutes.

A major UK Investment bank has responded to an increase in sexual harassment cases by employing prostitutes.
It appears that last year over £1.2m was awarded to victims of sexual harassment by the institution. In an attempt to reduce this cost the bank has decided to allow it’s staff a budget to spend on prostitutes.

Rich Bitch Inherits A Fortune

Rich Bitch Inherits A Fortune

An American multi-millionaire has snubbed relatives after giving the largest chunk of her wealth to her pet dog in her will.