A well known celebrity, who wishes to remain anonymous, has today sensationally claimed that another well known celebrity who (s)he does not wish to name did nothing to him/her 10 years ago and that (s)he does not want to talk about it ever again.
The final Big Brother, number 11 in the series, has been confirmed for 2010 and has been given the “extreme” tagline. The next edition of the show will air next summer and will contain some unwelcome surprises for the housemates.
TV veterans Richard and Judy have quit their chat show after the programme’s already disappointing ratings continued to plummet, the digital channel Watch have announced.
In a statement that is bound to prematurely end the career of nonce Jeremy Kyle, the television presenter claimed yesterday:
A strike by American comedy writers began just after midnight on Monday, as last-minute negotiations between screenwriters and producers to avert a walkout failed.
Actress Patsy Kensit has said she was so upset to find her grandfather had a stutter on TV show Who Do You Think You Are? that she lost all interest in personal hygiene and even stopped shaving her Dexter Blackstock.
Results of a Mori Poll claim that most British men prefer a ‘Fat Fern’ to a ‘Fit Fern’.
ITV has been fined a record £5m plus by Ofcom for abusing premium rate phone services in viewer competitions.
In the best piece of ’set up journalism’ since Sven Goran Eriksson and the fake sheikh, spoof website ‘Bite the News’ has managed to create one of the best headlines of all time.
It’s a rare production company that chooses to atone for past failings by making another TV series. RDF Media, however, has decided to make up for ‘The Secret Millionaire’ with ‘The Secret Chav’, a disconcertingly similar show that somehow manages to be the exact opposite of its flawed predecessor.