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Morrissey to become President of Europe?

Morrissey to become President of Europe?

Rock icon Noel Gallagher travelled to Brussels today to press the case for singer songwriter Morrissey to become the first President of the European Union, and indications from around the continent last night suggested that his journey might not be in vain.

Perfect Pete’s ‘Wife from Hell’

Perfect Pete’s ‘Wife from Hell’

Peter Andre has opened his heart to forgive Jordan for her partying on Ibiza and revealed: “In many ways she is the woman from hell, but I still love her.”

Gospel According To Sir Bob

Gospel According To Sir Bob

He has already been hailed as a saint for his campaigning work on African poverty – and now it seems many people think Sir Bob Geldof actually wrote the Bible.

‘I perhaps pitched it too high’ admits Hawking

‘I perhaps pitched it too high’ admits Hawking

Steven Hawking left celebrities stunned last night as he appeared to discredit Fang and Wu’s theory of Quantum Cosmology at Elton John’s annual AIDS benefit dinner.

“When will we, will we be famous”

“When will we, will we be famous”

The date 24th August 1989. The venue Wembley Arena. Thirteen thousand screaming young nubiles greeted the arrival on stage of two peroxide brothers or ‘Bros’ as they became known, who had, over the previous two years, dominated the British singles charts with their subtle blend of ‘Bentley Blue’ motown and irreverent political satire.

John Lennon shot dead at 67

John Lennon shot dead at 67

In news that will shock the world we can exclusively reveal that John Lennon, lovable rogue and Dwarf catcher, has been shot dead by a crazed gunman in the heart of New York City.

Prison too easy for Pete.

Prison too easy for Pete.

Pampered Pete Doherty has been given a jail cell to himself and a bunk with two mattresses.

The Jam to make sweet music again.

The Jam to make sweet music again.

More than 25 years after The Jam split up, reunited members are to release their first new material for over a quarter of a century.

Pete Doherty Apologises for Behaviour

Pete Doherty Apologises for Behaviour

In an unprecedented move today Pete Doherty, lead singer with the band Babyshambles, has apologised unreservedly to his family, Kate Moss, his fans, fellow band members, his record company and most of all, the paparazzi

“More than just a piece of meat ” claims Posh

“More than just a piece of meat ” claims Posh

Self publicizing bulimic Victoria Beckham claimed yesterday that she is, “fed up with being treated like a piece of meat”.