Rock icon Noel Gallagher travelled to Brussels today to press the case for singer songwriter Morrissey to become the first President of the European Union, and indications from around the continent last night suggested that his journey might not be in vain.
A well known celebrity, who wishes to remain anonymous, has today sensationally claimed that another well known celebrity who (s)he does not wish to name did nothing to him/her 10 years ago and that (s)he does not want to talk about it ever again.
The maverick German Professor Gunther von Hagens who caused a storm with his public autopsy has revealed he wants to show dead people having sex in an exhibition he bizarrely plans to call ‘Kinky Corpses’.
The final Big Brother, number 11 in the series, has been confirmed for 2010 and has been given the “extreme” tagline. The next edition of the show will air next summer and will contain some unwelcome surprises for the housemates.
Peter Andre has opened his heart to forgive Jordan for her partying on Ibiza and revealed: “In many ways she is the woman from hell, but I still love her.”
TV veterans Richard and Judy have quit their chat show after the programme’s already disappointing ratings continued to plummet, the digital channel Watch have announced.
Bite the News last night won the prestigious Peter Cook Comedy Website Award at the first time of asking beating into second place its site ‘Peter Musgrove Reporting’ and last year’s winner the hotly tipped NewsBiscuit.
He has already been hailed as a saint for his campaigning work on African poverty – and now it seems many people think Sir Bob Geldof actually wrote the Bible.
Steven Hawking left celebrities stunned last night as he appeared to discredit Fang and Wu’s theory of Quantum Cosmology at Elton John’s annual AIDS benefit dinner.
In a statement that is bound to prematurely end the career of nonce Jeremy Kyle, the television presenter claimed yesterday: