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Archive for ‘January, 2010’

Alan Partridge World Cup 94

Mickey Flannagan

Dear Uncle Steve: I’m too ugly to have a girlfriend.

Dear Uncle Steve: I’m too ugly to have a girlfriend.

Dear Uncle Steve:
I really want to feel good about myself and to have a girlfriend but I’m too ugly and too boring.

Oh, The Alcoholic Afternoons

Oh, The Alcoholic Afternoons

Self extinguishing cigarettes that go out in 60 seconds if they are not smoked will become compulsory across Europe within three years.

Mulligan and O’Hare