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Unnamed celebrity accused of doing absolutely nothing

Unnamed celebrity accused of doing absolutely nothing

A well known celebrity, who wishes to remain anonymous, has today sensationally claimed that another well known celebrity who (s)he does not wish to name did nothing to him/her 10 years ago and that (s)he does not want to talk about it ever again.

Professor in Corpse Sex Plan

Professor in Corpse Sex Plan

The maverick German Professor Gunther von Hagens who caused a storm with his public autopsy has revealed he wants to show dead people having sex in an exhibition he bizarrely plans to call ‘Kinky Corpses’.

Dear Uncle Steve: My husband likes porn

Dear Uncle Steve: My husband likes porn

Dear Uncle Steve
My husband accesses porn sites when I am not in the house. I haven’t told him I know about it, as I’m sure he would be angry that I was ’spying’ on him. He always deletes the sites he accesses from the history section, but doesn’t realise that there are other ways of [...]

Advice on Teenage Depression

Advice on Teenage Depression

Your 15 year old son is showing signs of teenage depression. Over the last few months he has become plagued by feelings of worthlessness, making him extremely vulnerable to criticism, rejection, and failure.

Advice on Teenage Anorexia

Advice on Teenage Anorexia

Your teenage daughter is showing signs of anorexia. She will not eat in front of the family, she will only eat a few foods, especially those low in fat and calories, and more worryingly she appears to base her self-worth on body weight and body image. Further you have recently discovered a supply of laxatives [...]

Family Therapy with Uncle Steve

Family Therapy with Uncle Steve

I have just completed a session with 19-year old Sarah Lynn who suffered from severe depression. Sarah believed she was a total failure and would never be able to change anything in her life. She also felt all her shortcomings were her own fault. Where, I ask myself, did such a young person acquire this [...]

UK Government : Hospital waiting lists exposed

UK Government : Hospital waiting lists exposed

Whatever one says about the present government it would appear, statistically at least, that Gordon Brown’s Labour party is winning the battle with regard to Hospital waiting lists. However all is not as it may seem.

First mental health Olympics, Cardiff 2010

First mental health Olympics, Cardiff 2010

Today marks two years to go before the start of the first ever Mental Health Olympics in Cardiff 2010. At this time Wales and the whole of the UK will be the centre of the world’s attention as the Opening Ceremony gets underway at the Millennium Stadium on September 28th 2010.