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“I think we have fecked up” admits local Council

“I think we have fecked up” admits local Council

At a time when cash strapped local authorities are having to account for every penny they spend, Dumfries and Galloway Council in South West Scotland is being heavily criticised for spending over £320 million on a 80,000 capacity stadium for a local football club whose average attendance last season was a mere 630.

Perfect Pete’s ‘Wife from Hell’

Perfect Pete’s ‘Wife from Hell’

Peter Andre has opened his heart to forgive Jordan for her partying on Ibiza and revealed: “In many ways she is the woman from hell, but I still love her.”

Teenager sues ‘Porn Free’ Google

Teenager sues ‘Porn Free’ Google

In a test case that legal experts predict could change the future of the internet for generations to come, John Fletcher, 19, from Blackpool in Lancashire is suing Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin for over £2 million because, as his legal team insist, ‘they have forcibly imposed censorship on the world wide web‘.

Can dogs really look ‘guilty’?

Can dogs really look ‘guilty’?

That “guilty look” on a dog’s face is all in the imagination of the human owner, suggests research.

Tall man Potts to sue Kodak.

Tall man Potts to sue Kodak.

Madcap Joe Potts, 64, from Bromley, Kent, is once again planning to clear his debts by suing a large multinational.

Sex With Robots? A View Of The Future

Sex With Robots? A View Of The Future

People will be having sex with robots by 2020, an artificial intelligence expert has predicted.

No Sex Please, We’re British MP’s

No Sex Please, We’re British MP’s

Ex-minister Caroline Flint, who resigned saying she was not being taken seriously by male colleagues, says she has no regrets about a magazine photo shoot that has upset Downing Street.

Adams eyes up Madrid manager role

Adams eyes up Madrid manager role

Former Portsmouth boss Tony Adams says he is in the frame to become the new Real Madrid manager should the club appoint Arsene Wenger as technical director.

Old Proverb proved wrong as Keith Richards reveals extensive collection of Moss

Old Proverb proved wrong as Keith Richards reveals extensive collection of Moss

As the great Miguel de Cervantes once said, ‘a Proverb is a short sentence based on long experience’. The English language is littered with many such traditional phrases which have over the years been accepted as part of what Shakespeare called ‘the great truth’

Obesity could possibly lower self esteem

Obesity could possibly lower self esteem

It has been known for some time that obesity poses a major risk for chronic diseases, including type 2 diabetes, cardiovascular disease, hypertension and stroke, Burton’s plums, and certain forms of cancer.