Catholic Church finally forgives Lennon.

The Vatican has finally forgiven John Lennon for declaring that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ.

Harry on Afghan front line

In an amazing story of loyalty and courage it has been revealed that Harry has been fighting the Taleban on the front line in Afghanistan, the MoD has confirmed. Harry, 23, the third son of Mark and Julie Dawson of Rotherham, South Yorkshire, has spent the last 30 weeks serving in the Helmand Province.

A laddish approach to a lads’ complaint.

When after almost 20 years, John Harris, 45, from Stratford, finally agreed to start trying for a family he could not have envisaged the events that would unfold.

Borat – Dating service

Possibly the worst job in the world.

Cameron reveals Tory plans for the unemployed.

Bite the News wins the Peter Cook Comedy Website Award for 2008

Bite the News last night won the prestigious Peter Cook Comedy Website Award at the first time of asking beating into second place its site ‘Peter Musgrove Reporting’ and last year’s winner the hotly tipped NewsBiscuit.

Match of the Day row over Lineker Gaff

Gary Lineker has sparked fresh BBC controversy by stating that all premiership footballers, with the possible exception of Manchester United’s Paul Scholes, were egocentric philistines who had no understanding or appreciation of the finer things in life.

Abigail’s Party – 70’s Classic

Battersea Bill strikes again

A have a go war veteran stunned onlookers when he confronted a would-be teenage thief dressed in a sinister all white outfit.