Gospel According To Sir Bob
He has already been hailed as a saint for his campaigning work on African poverty – and now it seems many people think Sir Bob Geldof actually wrote the Bible.
Archive for ‘October, 2008’
It’s official : Women are lazier than men
Lad’s mag “Tits and Stuff” has today published what we have all known for some time, women are indeed lazier than men.
‘I perhaps pitched it too high’ admits Hawking
Steven Hawking left celebrities stunned last night as he appeared to discredit Fang and Wu’s theory of Quantum Cosmology at Elton John’s annual AIDS benefit dinner.
‘Dancing’ disease set for long run.
As a protection zone is set up in Suffolk following government confirmation bluetongue is circulating in the UK, Dutch veterinary experts explain the dangers of the disease.
The Pub Regular
Bill Onions was only six when he got a taste for beer. His mother, 1930’s socialite and Pad maker, Norah Onions, slipped her little lad a sly half which he much enjoyed.
“I’m a Psychopath” claims Jeremy Kyle.
In a statement that is bound to prematurely end the career of nonce Jeremy Kyle, the television presenter claimed yesterday:
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