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JK might wizard up 8th book.

JK might wizard up 8th book.

Harry Potter creator JK Rowling admits she could have a ‘weak moment’ and agree to write an eighth book. But the author, believed to be worth over £600 million, said that the boy wizard is unlikely to be the main character and possibly would not appear in the book at all so it would not [...]

Safety advice for ’sex dungeon’

Safety advice for ’sex dungeon’

Cops and council officials are probing complaints from neighbours about a bungalow operating as a sex dungeon, reports claim.

Cook and Moore ‘The Psychiatrist’

Peter Cook as Alan Latchley

Obituary : Timmy Bolter, the fiery golfer.

Obituary : Timmy Bolter, the fiery golfer.

The fact that Timmy Bolter won the US Open in 1962, a major championship, as well as 14 other tournaments on the PGA Tour in the US, and had a much admired golf swing, has been rather overshadowed by his fiery behaviour and his having a catchy nickname that caught the eye of many a [...]

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Attack not sectarian claims I.R.A.

Attack not sectarian claims I.R.A.

In an attack that will go down as the first non sectarian piece of violence in Northern Ireland for over 50 years, James McDonnell of Glassmill Road, Derry, was beaten to within an inch of his life by a gang made up of both Catholics and Protestants.

‘Obama didn’t call Palin a pig with lipstick’

‘Obama didn’t call Palin a pig with lipstick’

Democrat Barack Obama has denied that vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin was his target when he said: “You can put lipstick on a pig… it’s still a pig.”

Keegan storms out of Asda.

Keegan storms out of Asda.

Kevin Keegan was last night seen storming out of Asda after only being in the supermarket for 10 minutes.

‘Too old’ Brenda Stott sues ‘Razzle’ for £1million

‘Too old’ Brenda Stott sues ‘Razzle’ for £1million

Wannabee soft porn star Brenda Stott is fighting for up to £1million in compensation from Paul Raymond publications, claiming her pictures were rejected because she was too old.