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Archive for ‘April, 2008’

Letters page.

Letters page.

AMY WHITEHOUSE
I read today with horror that Amy Whitehouse has once again been arrested by the Police, this time she had been held on suspicion of assault.
If anyone has suffered at the hands of the media it is Winehouse. They just don’t seem to leave her alone. All this stuff about her abusing drugs [...]

Prison too easy for Pete.

Prison too easy for Pete.

Pampered Pete Doherty has been given a jail cell to himself and a bunk with two mattresses.

Couples Warned: Beware the Four-Year Itch.

Couples Warned: Beware the Four-Year Itch.

Newly-weds used to be able to expect a seven-year honeymoon period before the rot set in. But new research has found that couples now barely make it to four.

Cerys Matthews not arrested earlier today.

Cerys Matthews not arrested earlier today.

In an amazing story it has been revealed that Cerys Matthews, 39 from Cardiff in Wales, has not been arrested by Police today.

“Buddhist Monk took me up the Kyber Pass”

“Buddhist Monk took me up the Kyber Pass”

With Buddhist Monks now all the rage, Samantha Morgan, 20 , from Leicester ,England, warns against their ‘other worldly charms’ . Pregnant with Holy man Lama Zopa Rinpoche’s child she told our reporter yesterday,