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Prince Harry in Afghanistan

It has emerged that Prince Harry has been secretly serving on the ‘front line’ in Afghanistan with British troops since December. The 23-year-old ginger-haired bullet-magnet, who is third in line to the throne, has spent the past 10 weeks as a forward air controller (FAC) guiding fighter jets towards suspected Taliban targets.

The Jam to make sweet music again.

More than 25 years after The Jam split up, reunited members are to release their first new material for over a quarter of a century.

Gazza marries his dog

In a remarkable turnaround of fortunes crazed alcoholic Paul Gascoigne has finally found true love. Later this month St James’s United Reform Church in Newcastle will witness one of the most amazing wedding ceremonies in recent history when the talented but personality disordered ex footballer will marry his dog of 6 months Philippa Jarvis, a [...]

Massive Earthquake Hits UK

The largest earthquake to hit Britain for almost quarter of a century was felt across large parts of England in the early hours of this morning. Its epicentre was 15 miles north of Lincoln, near Market Rasen, and the British Geological Survey reported the earthquake as measuring 5.3 on the Richter scale.

Mourinho : He truly is the Son of God

By deciding to celebrate his semi retirement by floating across the length and breadth of Britain in what he is cheekily calling, ‘my own last supper’, Portuguese sex symbol, Jose Mourinho has finally announced what many of us have suspected for some time, he truly is The Son of God.

‘My Fanny Smells of Fish’ claims Trisha

In the best piece of ’set up journalism’ since Sven Goran Eriksson and the fake sheikh, spoof website ‘Bite the News’ has managed to create one of the best headlines of all time.

Fidel Castro announces retirement

Cuba’s ailing leader Fidel Castro has said he will not accept another term as president, ending 49 years in power.
“I neither will aspire to, nor will I accept, the position of president of the Council of State and Commander in Chief.” said Castro. “That honour is to be decided by you, the people.”

Why Dancing = Romancing

Good dancers are more likely to sweep women off their feet , and it’s not just their funky moves that do the trick.

New TV Sensation : ‘The Secret Chav’

It’s a rare production company that chooses to atone for past failings by making another TV series. RDF Media, however, has decided to make up for ‘The Secret Millionaire’ with ‘The Secret Chav’, a disconcertingly similar show that somehow manages to be the exact opposite of its flawed predecessor.